♈︎ new moon 💣
Aries, god of war, conflict, and resolute attitudes, is hosting the party for this lunar cycle and he's invited the other Planetary Players on a bender at the local Sigma Chi house.
Mercury has finally emerged from his introspective journey through Pisces where he was not happy and he’s looking to get fucked up. So he brought two kegs. Chiron, the wise, ageless mystifying dude who’s always just around shows up on ‘shrooms and gives Mercury a lecture about the consequences of getting wasted on cheap beer and running his mouth. Mercury feels like he’s had enough patronizing wisdom laid down upon him after his sextile with Saturn, though, so it’s no use.
The Sun only has a few days left in Aries, so he’s seeking some cheap thrills for this new moon.
Go to the second level of the frat house and hear Venus sobbing in the bathroom because she’s being ghosted by Mars. However, she is getting a helpful sextile from Jupiter who is giving her some perspective and the Aquarian wisdom of detachment. Sure, Venus could stand to keep her cool a little better, but she deserves to know why Mars is MIA. It’s not her, it’s Neptune. Mars in Gemini is squaring Neptune in Pisces, and with Neptune having the upper hand, he’s leaving Mars absolutely obliterated in a soup of his own feelings. We’ll be feeling this one down on Earth through brain fog and intrusive thoughts, so focus on keeping calm this weekend.
And finally. . .
…like the true fashionably late icon that she is, the Moon arrives at the party, renewed and at peak aggression. She’s volatile and riled up, so what’s she gonna do? Let out all her feelings on a sexual rampage.
This has been an astrological vibe check by your friend Bethany 💙 This is a Substack now (lol) and you can get it automatically here 👇